ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

Others: I'm having a bad hair day
Me: I'm having a bad face day
awwww-cute:

World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers

awwww-cute:

World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME 

bl-ossomed:

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

Someone take me to Iceland.

bl-ossomed:

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

Someone take me to Iceland.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

zulidoodles:

[[sweet tooth]]

thedoctorwatsonwho:

• Tiny daughter Watson climbing onto Sherlock’s back while he’s at his microscope and hanging onto his neck.

• Sherlock and tiny daughter Watson in the living room at 221B with their eyes closed and two fingers on their temples; he’s helping her build a mind palace.

• Sherlock and tiny daughter…

starlockbones:

But but but can you imagine John and Sherlock adopt a baby girl and Mycroft’s like ‘Sherlock you’re so dumb babies are awful’ but then he sees this little baby girl and he holds her (and Sherlock’s being held back by John because MY BABY MYCROFT’S GONNA RUIN HER) and Mycroft just stares into her…

apinchofsanity:

Parentmor and Parentlock - Requested by Anon

On that day the headteacher learned that the parents where worse than the children.